marzipanandminutiae:

sailurmars:

bisexualtwilight:

Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”

I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad

this is in the alternate universe where Bella is dating Alice and Edward is her best friend

heywriters:

icecoldorangejuice:

Having a sibling or three really like….gave you interpersonal skills and moral exercises from an early age that people who were only children had to learn later on, because nothing makes your brain work overtime than having a ride or die relationship with someone who you would suplex through the dining room table in a second if they touched your shit, but you’d also stand up and take the blame for some shit if you knew it wasn’t their fault or stepping in and swinging if they were being bullied by someone else

one minute i go from “i could disown you and never look back” to “you are literally the funniest person i know, we can survive anything together.”

molivier:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was at a concert but the merch stand was a Hot Topic and there was only a bowl of $50 plastic rings and a stack of t-shirts in size XXXL exclusively that had nothing to do with the band and when I asked the cashier (who had lots of piercings and bright orange hair) if the shirts were related to the band, she just snapped “No!” at me and then I bought 2.

This reads like a John Mulaney stand up

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tilthat:

TIL that Adobe doesn’t like when people use “Photoshop” as a verb. Instead of saying “That image was photoshopped,” they want you to say “The image was enhanced using Adobe® Photoshop® software.”

via ift.tt

Do we have to pronounce the ® symbol too

the reason they don’t want you to use photoshopping as a verb is because if were to become so widely used that it were oficially known as a verb, they would lose all brand name copyright, essentially costing them millions in name copyright. i, personally, would love to see this happen so please use photoshop as a verb as much as you can